So, we’ll start with what’s on everyone’s mind: Are Americans getting a Doge check!?
The Doge $5,000 check is shaping up to pump crypto hard. Think 2021 on steroids. Personally, as a fiscally conservative investor, I’ll use that $5k to short $TSLA. Just kidding, I’ll probably use it to invest in more Bitcoin.
Musk’s DOGE Dividend suggests a bold plan to refund taxpayers by cutting federal spending. The initiative aims for a $2 trillion cut by 2026, with 20% of the savings—roughly $400 billion—redirected as $5,000 checks for eligible households.
On this Feel Good Friday, let’s talk Doge checks, the slow Solana rugpull, and everyone’s favorite Bitcoin addict, Michael Saylor!
Are Americans Getting a Doge Check?

After posing with a chainsaw with recent crypto rug puller Javier Milei—usually a cool guy, but that